The Bad & The Ugly

Although our son is, at most times, a pleasant little boy, when he hears the word "no" or otherwise is not allowed to do as he pleases, he turns into some other species altogether. No longer content as a toddler, he morphs into what my brother-in-law, Michael, calls..."The Screamer". This species is highly unstable and will loudly shriek and produce facial contortions scary enough to wake the dead. To avoid producing such events as above, we suggest that should you encounter this little boy in the wild, take these precautions: 1) Do not approach unless you plan on giving him exactly what he wants, 2) don't snap pictures and laugh. He really hated that.